The Anti-Poet
I am a poet Sometimes I rhyme, sauntering like a picnic ant, not wishing to surprise Other times I am a topsy-turvy wordsmith who doesn't make the... Should I claim a blue-collar work ethic, saying I produce poems like a printing press, or should I upcharge the simile and call myself a mystical artist instead? (Can I be mystical and verbose? Wittgenstein, John of the Cross, those observers of apophatic silence, would they not be provoked?) The literal is not that far from the mystical, for both methods are direct So lead me to the gallows for creative philistines and liberals who worry about consonants and vowels and question why figurative words are more valuable than literal Besides, Peter van Inwagen's metaphysics would have me say that this poem does not exist anyway "The Anti-Poet" is a composite of elementary particles arranged word-wise, so its poemness is merely a product of mind Therefore, I am not a poet, though I did initially try my hand at some verse An...